Even the most self-controlled of us can’t resist a slice of cake or basket of fries every once and awhile, and I admit that my self-control isn’t even that great. So when my sister texted me this afternoon and suggested we pull out the deep fryer for a night of homemade corndogs and french fries, what do you think I said?
ABSOLUTELY NOT! FRIED FOODS ARE BAD!
Are you kidding me? My reaction was more along the lines of agreeing with a smirk and heading straight to Trader Joe’s to pick up ingredients. I haven’t had a real corndog in so many years and couldn’t wait to bite into the crunchy, yet tender, coating as a bit of grease ran down the wooden skewer. In the words of my mother, “It was like going to the fair!” (To which my brother so sarcastically added, “in your brain.”)

My beautiful sister Laura making corndogs
Making homemade corndogs in my family is a bit more complicated than normal since two of us are vegan, some are normal meat eaters that don’t mind going vegetarian for a day, and others won’t even look at vegan food without cringing. We knew right away that we’d need to make two kinds of corndogs: one vegan and one non-vegan. And of course to avoid any contamination, we needed to make the vegan ones first in the fryer, along with the huge batch of fries, before polluting the oil with beef juice (I kid…or not).
The most surprising part of making two kinds of dogs was seeing the difference in batter texture. My vegan sister and I opted to use pure cornmeal (non-enriched without other added ingredients) and whole grain flour. We also substituted egg replacer and almond milk for the traditional egg and cow’s milk. Our batter came out gritty, but not in a bad way. The only way I can describe it is like the difference between eating sprouted whole grain bread and white bread. They both taste great but the textures and density are different. Honestly though, after a few years of eating nothing but whole grain, I prefer sprouted bread any day. 
You could even see the different textures after the corndogs had been fried. My sister and I loved ours and ate 2 each! Our family loved theirs too.
Now, I don’t want to belittle my family’s corndogs but let’s be real; when considering nutrition, the vegan corndogs were the better choice. Calorie wise, a soy hotdog is 45 calories whereas a regular hotdog can range anywhere from 150-250 calories each depending on size, brand, and meat type. I already mentioned the whole grain aspect of our batter too. And, don’t forget that the elimination of meat and eggs also cuts out a lot of cholesterol. I don’t want to give the impression that vegan corndogs are healthy. THEY AREN’T! But, I will say that if eating something as unhealthy as a corndog, the vegan version is less detrimental to the waistline than traditional ones.
Our unhealthy fare for the evening didn’t stop at corndogs. We also indulged in homemade french fries, vegetarian baked beans, and fresh pineapple. I like to think that the pineapple offered some redeeming nutrients for the meal! 
With a menu like that, it would be very easy to overindulge in fatty goodness, as though a theme park had a half-price day for all food. My secret to making it through a fried meal without having a heart attack is to rank the foods in the order of what I enjoy the most. Tonight I picked the corndogs as #1, the pineapple as #2, the fries as #3, and the beans as #4.
Since the beans were so low on the totem pole, I didn’t bother to eat any. I figured I’d rather skip on the calories from the sugar and eat more of what I really wanted. Also, since I didn’t feel as excited about the fries, I only ate a small handful, maybe 6 or so. Since the pineapple was the healthiest choice of the night, I made sure to take a generous serving so that I would fill my stomach up with a nutritious fruit before chowing down on the corndogs.
Since corndogs were #1 on the list and since I’d taken appropriate measures to make sure I could smartly consume them without overindulging throughout the course of the meal, I didn’t feel at all guilty about eating 2. 
In case you are wondering, here is the recipe that my sister and I used from Deep-Fried.Food.com. I highly recommend eating it with a generous squirt of mustard! I also recommend that if you are craving corndogs, don’t bother making a healthy baked version. Go for the deep fried baby! It’s worth it.
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